February 2012
- Gay Guys: All the hot guys are straight
- Straight Guys: All the hot girls are lesbian
- Lesbians: All the hot girls are straight
- Straight Girls: All the hot guys are gay
- Bisexual Guys: All the guys are taken, all the girls are whores
- Bisexual Girls: All the guys are whores, all the girls are taken
- Pansexuals: All you mothafuckas look alike.
- Asexuals: The internet is really really great
- Jack Harkness: So how about Saturday?
January 2012
“We want the idiots in this world to die but that would destroy 98% of the population.”
That right there, ladies and gents, is why my best friend is my best friend.
Can I ask a question that almost no one will care about?
Taking Retro to its Logical Conclusion: Megaupload data safe for now →
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“Data belonging to Megaupload users will be safe for at least another two weeks. Two third party hosting companies today agreed to preserve the data so Megaupload can work with US prosecutors. The site’s data has been held by storage companies Carpathia Hosting and Cogent Communications Group…
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what a waste of human art that be: Benedict’s eyes.
I do not want to see them anymore. I mean, of course I do. But I don’t at all.
Why, you may ask?
Because they keep changing their mind about their color.
I know this isn’t anything new to anyone, but it just hit me today that…
it’s because they are so magical!!
and might i add freaking amazing <3
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- me: calm a llama down
- my family: what
- me: calm a llama down
- my family: what are you doi-
- me: calm a llama DEEP DOWN IN THE OCEAN BLUE LIKE A BARNACLE SITTING IN THE TIGHT PLACE LAUGHING AT THE MONKEY ARM PULLING LIKE A CHINA BOY CARAWAY CARAWAY CARAWAY NOISE OOH CHI KA MASALA OOH CHI KA MASALA TOOTH TOOTH SHH
- my family: who even are you
What I needed to get done this weekend:
Finish reading book for English.
Read two more chapters of book for Creative Writing.
Start planning experimental story for Creative Writing.
Do journals for book in English.
Do Calculus homework.
Read chapter for Psychology quiz on Monday.
Write an essay about Dead Poets Society.
Get sleeping schedule back to normal.
Collaborate more with Becca on project.
What I got done this weekend:
Write an essay about Dead Poets Society.
Well. That was… Well.
“One day we were in the make-up trailer and someone was brushing out Benedict’s stunt double’s wig - and we decided to put Martin in it. We put Sherlock’s coat on him and stood him on top of one of the make-up chairs so he looked tall and took the photo from low down. And when Benedict came in we got the make-up assistant to ask him to autograph the photograph. She handed it over - and this is how Benedict’s mind works - and he went “I don’t remember wearing my coat with that colour scarf”
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Lara Pulver - Radio Times interview 10/01/12
CAN WE HAVE THAT PICTURE PLEASE. OMG.
(via marielikestodraw)
people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.
