Okay so basically I’m just sitting here at the computer, and then all of a sudden a muscle in my thigh starts twitching. 
But not in that vaguely irritating way where it sort of just involuntarily moves.
No, this is a muscle of the inner thigh, and occasionally the hamstring, where it just starts SEIZING and the pain is momentarily ridiculous.

I just.

This is what happens when you work out, people.
Or rather, this is what happens when you’re travelling for a week and don’t get to work out, and then go really hard.

So. Yeah.

It’s a good pain.
Until the twitching.
The unbelievable burning I get while walking up stairs? Okay, that’s fine. Also arms. And chest.
Took off my bra and HOLY FUCK. Yeah.

Okay rambling over.