my dog just faked being asleep for a few minutes, trying to pass her whining off as snoring, and then feigned that whole “OH GOODNESS LOOK I HAVE AWOKEN OUT OF SHOCK DUE TO AN ITCH OR A DREAM OR SOMETHING” and then used that as an excuse to lay on top of me.

other photos of that beautiful time it snowed hardcore in march in southern arizona

most of the time my dog sleeps right up against my butt so that when she resituates and stretches her legs i get really uncomfortable and have to move away

sometimes petting my dog’s nose pisses her off and sometimes it makes her fall asleep and it’s difficult to anticipate which reaction it’ll be

which is how i just now ended up on the receiving end of a poodle death glare

holy shit my dog has the worst gas ever right now

WHYYYYYY

sometimes my dog will be asleep somewhere on my bed so i lay down next to her then there’s a delay of a couple of seconds before she dramatically wakes up and looks at me all bleary eyed and whatnot

i’m pretty sure she’s faking it

because a couple seconds later she pretends to resituate herself for “comfort purposes” but it just so happens to expose her belly to me and then she’ll proceed to “accidentally” kick me repeatedly until i deign to pet her and i just

my dog is super fucking intelligent sometimes

Wow okay idk what she ate but my dog keeps farting and it smells so fucking bad so I kicked her out of my room and now she’s all depressed but it’s like whAT DID YOU EAT AND WHY DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR BUTT FACING ME?!?!!!

My dog has a new squeaky toy, and it’s so loud that she squeaked it and scared herself.

If only I had caught it on tape. Damn.

I was curled up in bed reading and Misty came over and laid against me and it was just really cute and cosy so I thought I’d share. ^.^

My dog was being annoying so I punished her by setting my (rather lightweight) laptop on top of her. She’s still whining. Whatever.

It’s been freezing in my room so I turned on my space heater and put it to rotate and I’ve been sitting here like, ‘Why am I not feeling it?’ and then I look over and see that my dog is laying directly in front of it, soaking up the warmth.

Bitch.

Things my dog thinks are okay:

• Sleeping in the centre of my bed.
• Waking up, only to start puking.
• Walking up to my drawing that took 12 hours and attempting to be sick on it.
• Leaving my room momentarily, only to come back and lay down like nothing happened.

I just made a sound like a dying chicken and my dog freaked out. Poor thing was asleep. Whoops.

I keep sneezing and scaring the shit out of my dog. Poor thing. She just wants to sleep on my cosy blankets. 

I think my dog just threw herself onto the ground in a fit of pique or something because she very nearly faceplanted and now she’s just whining.