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my poodlebutt snores way cuter than any doge or kitteh you may have it is a fact of the universe i dare call it an axiom bow before the might of the poodlebutt snore while she rests her soft and silky head against my foot and gets all warm and cosy in sleep
My poor widdle baby poodlebutt went to the groomers today and now she’s all tired out from the stress and excitement so the second she got home, after peeing and having something to eat and drink, she came right to my bed and went to sleep.
my dog just faked being asleep for a few minutes, trying to pass her whining off as snoring, and then feigned that whole “OH GOODNESS LOOK I HAVE AWOKEN OUT OF SHOCK DUE TO AN ITCH OR A DREAM OR SOMETHING” and then used that as an excuse to lay on top of me.
most of the time my dog sleeps right up against my butt so that when she resituates and stretches her legs i get really uncomfortable and have to move away
sometimes petting my dog’s nose pisses her off and sometimes it makes her fall asleep and it’s difficult to anticipate which reaction it’ll be
which is how i just now ended up on the receiving end of a poodle death glare
holy shit my dog has the worst gas ever right now
sometimes my dog will be asleep somewhere on my bed so i lay down next to her then there’s a delay of a couple of seconds before she dramatically wakes up and looks at me all bleary eyed and whatnot
i’m pretty sure she’s faking it
because a couple seconds later she pretends to resituate herself for “comfort purposes” but it just so happens to expose her belly to me and then she’ll proceed to “accidentally” kick me repeatedly until i deign to pet her and i just
my dog is super fucking intelligent sometimes
Wow okay idk what she ate but my dog keeps farting and it smells so fucking bad so I kicked her out of my room and now she’s all depressed but it’s like whAT DID YOU EAT AND WHY DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR BUTT FACING ME?!?!!!
My dog has a new squeaky toy, and it’s so loud that she squeaked it and scared herself.
If only I had caught it on tape. Damn.
It’s been freezing in my room so I turned on my space heater and put it to rotate and I’ve been sitting here like, ‘Why am I not feeling it?’ and then I look over and see that my dog is laying directly in front of it, soaking up the warmth.
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