People underestimate the power of a squat lol! Okay, so having a flaming foot wouldn’t be so bad after all, I guess, I could kick people and burn them, just need to avoid wooden floors and carry a fire blanket at all times. Thanks love!

Indeed they do! I pride myself on excellent squats. I should really start doing them again. I’ve been laying about too much in the last few weeks. Harrumph.
Anyway, indeed! That would present a problem, though. But a shoe made of fire retardant material might do the trick! And you’re welcome! ^-^

mytamesirens asked: I think your superhero name implies that you can do very powerful squats, that could come in handy, it's better than having a burning foot. That shit is called tinea, not very super at all.

That is actually so true. I can do the best squats out of anyone, just ask. And that’s not sarcasm—I have actually been complimented on my squatting form by a physical therapist. Hell yeah. My powerful squatting could come in handy when…I need to hold something heavy? I’d be capable of holding a position a long time. And of picking up something that is heavy, due to the fact that I can lift with my legs. Hmm. Yes I like this. Although squatting is probably better with my centre of balance being that of a female’s, so that ‘Man’ part is mostly just presentation, I guess.
And that is true… Although perhaps the burning foot is instead a foot that has the ability to burn things. Or maybe you’re a foot tall and have unparalleled power to set things ablaze. Maybe you’re ablaze, yourself. Maybe you’re a fucking flamethrower, or your FOOT is. That’d be interesting. 

mytamesirens replied to your post: i have an essay final in my PE class due tomorrow…

An essay for PE?! This is an outrage.

^^^^

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What are they going to do if you go over time? Play music like at the oscars?

Haha probably not. I have no clue. I’ve had someone tell me that I should just give them the nine-minute version, with or without permission, on the night of graduation, and then read it anyway. Bwahahaha. I mean, I had my mum sobbing like a baby and my teacher really liked it (and he’s been on the committee that judges this shit before) so who knows. Maybe they won’t mind. lol

mytamesirens replied to your post: I CUT MY NINE-MINUTE SPEECH DOWN TO UNDER FIVE…

Is it one of those pecha kucha speeches?

Nope. Those are LONGER THAN THIS STUPID SPEECH. Goddamnit. Seriously though, they just have a fucking time limit of THREE MINUTES for a HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION CEREMONY. I mean, what the fuck? This thing is going to be HOURS long already, so why can’t I have six more minutes to my speech? I’ve vowed to (if I get chosen as the senior class speaker) try and convince them to let me use the longer version because last year’s speaker spoke for five minutes so SCREW THEM. Nyeh.

What the hell. You guys are always asking me twenty times more questions than I ask you and not only do I feel bad but then I get distracted for about an hour and instead of doing homework I do this. Goddamnit.

…ah well.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

NOPE I QUIT I QUIT THE INTERNET

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mytamesirens replied to your post: not kidding when i say i feel like i’ve broken my…

Switch between a hot and cold pack, maybe you’ll just end up having to see a doctor.

Hmm… All righty. I should be awake a little longer. I’ll do a heating pad and I’ll get an ice pack when I get up to go to the bathroom. We shall see…

Considering that I’ve answered 33 of the questions already thanks to Glen, I’ll just answer the ones that I somehow missed. …anyway.

1. My closet is off of my bathroom which is off of my bedroom so my closet doors…don’t really matter. Though I believe they’re typically open.

2. Nope, I do not take the conditioner nor the shampoo bottles from the hotel. I hate those stupid things. 
5. No I’m not overly fond of post-it notes. They don’t stick very well, they irritate me, and they get folded too easily and flap everywhere.
7. Am I more likely to survive an attack by a big bear or a swarm of bees? I suppose terror-wise I might choose the bear. That set of circumstances and survival skills would be more easily overcome later on than would a swarm of bees randomly mauling me and invading every orifice of mine in the middle of a fucking neighbourhood. Great. Now I’m terrified.
11. YES I count my steps when I walk ALL THE TIME. Well not all the time. And sometimes it’s not counting. Sometimes it’s noticing a particular pattern in the sound, the way in which I place my feet on the ground, whether my knees/hips click, how my arm swings, etc. It drives me insane. I hate repeated patterns, which is why I think being on a train with the typical train tracks would give me an hours-long panic attack.
13. Have I pooed in the woods? No I don’t believe I have…? No…maybe? I think I went camping exactly once in my entire lifetime and my sheer logic I must’ve taken a crap in the woods but I really can’t recall it ever happening. Huh. 
10. (because I forgot the ones divisible by five, Stan, DAMNIT THE PRIME NUMBERS THING IS HARD ENOUGH TO KEEP TRACK OF!) My biggest pet peeve iS BEING ASKED SO MANY FUCKING QUESTIONS IN A COMPLICATED MANNER actually no it’s not. It’s people talking when they NEED TO CLEAR THEIR FUCKING THROAT OH GOD that’s disgusting. Makes me want to gag. People with poor dental hygiene. People who talk with their mouths open. People who touch wayyyyyyy too often. People who talk in your face. People not picking up on how to spell things correctly no matter how often they’re shown the correct way. Uh. Horrible sounds like forks on pans and plates, or sharp things on grills, etc. Yeah I’m loads of fun to be around. 
14. Yes I occasionally dance even if there’s no music, though it’s typically for like, two seconds at a time.
15. I’ve already answered this.
17. I have a twin-sized bed. I’m tiny. 
19. Yes it’s fucking okay for guys to wear pink. It’s okay for anyone to wear whatever the fuck they want despite whatever gender they are/identify as, goddamn. 
20. Yes I still occasionally watch cartoons, though it’s mostly just SpongeBob, and that’s mostly out of habit.
21. I’ve already answered this.
23. Really? Bra size? *sigh* No, I don’t feel like disclosing this given the context. I will say, however, that for someone who wishes they had no breasts at all? Way too goddamn fucking big.
25. I don’t really have a favourite food. Food has sounded revolting as of late, so yeah… I can’t think of one, anyway. 
28. No, I was never a boy or a girl scout. Considering I am neither and I hate the whole institution. :D
29. NO I would never strip or pose nude for a magazine. For a partner? Sure. For the NU Project? Why not. But no, not for a fucking magazine, nor for a job. That’s nothing against those who do, that’s me with my own preferences.
31. No, I cannot change the oil in a car.
30.Already answered this one.
35. The best thing to eat for breakfast is a stick of cheese. I hate breakfast. On school days, I have a bit of cheese or maybe nibble on something packed in my lunch. But I never eat before I leave for school.
37. HAHAHA AM I LAZY YES OF FUCKING COURSE I’M LAZY JEEZUS FUCKING HELL I’M LAZY I’M ONLINE ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS AREN’T I
39. Already answered this.
40. Am I horny? Holy shit. Um. No. Not particularly. That’s a very crass questions. Right out of nowhere. Well then.
41. I think I have one magazine subscription to like, American Science Psychology or something.
43. Am I stubborn? It depends. Sometimes I’m incredibly insecure and therefore easily swayed. Other times I don’t give a single flying fuck what you’re telling, I’m sticking to it or won’t be moved.
45. Already answered.
47. I used to sing in the car. Sometimes I still do, but I don’t drive, so most often I don’t. I find it irritating/embarrassing.
49. Dance in the car? What the fuck? NO.
50. No I have never used a gun nor do I intend to.
53. Christmas is stressful because everyone else acts like it’s stressful and that stresses me out. Also, there’s the looming possibility of having to spend the day with people in my family that I really hate. Also, it’s four days after my birthday so it’s just…eh.
55. Pumpkin pie is my favourite fruit pie, followed by apple. I’m not very adventurous.
57. Already answered this.
59. Yes, I take vitamins daily.
60. Already answered this. 
61. No I do not wear a bathrobe.
65. I do not give a single shit about Nikes vs. Adidas.
67. Eh…I don’t have any strong feelings one way or the other with peanuts vs. sunflower seeds. They both have their merits.
70. A profession for my future spouse? Probably something really artistic. Maybe…yeah I’ve no clue nor preference.
71. Yes I can curl my tongue in a number of ways. Wow this sounds sexual.
73. Yes, I believe I’ve cried because I was overwhelmingly happy. I can’t recall many specifics, though?
75. Answered this.
77. No I don’t think I’ve technically been in love. Though I’ve been in love with characters, before…
78. Answered this.
79. The last concert I saw was Andrew Bird back in April of last year.
80. Um…hmm. Hot tea, I guess. Though cold tea can be good.
81. Answered this. 
83. I can swim moderately well.
85. I can be patient. I’m much more patient in the car than my mum is. I typically don’t get worked up in social situations where I’m made to wait a long time. I’m cool with zoning out.
87. Answered this.
89. Black olives beat green olives, no doubt.
90. Answered this. 
95. No, I do not cry and throw a fit until I get my way. 
96. Answered this.
97. Yes, I think I want children in the future… 

NOTE:
I think I covered all of these? If I forgot to list one, it’s because I’ve already answered it and didn’t realise that I’d skipped it until much later on. 
In short: GODDAMNIT STAN YOU NEVER MAKE ANYTHING EASY *sobbing*

I can’t answer asks publicly and I tried copying and pasting my answers but apparently that didn’t want to work either. So.

W - I’ve been to see Brandi Carlile and Andrew Bird.

H - I don’t smoke or drink.

A - I’ve never been in any relationship so I don’t have a ‘last one’ that ‘ended’…

T - I often get mistaken for someone in their 20’s. At school, and when I was a freshman, I got mistaken for a senior. And just recently, someone at Art Club mistook me as an apprenticing teacher/teacher’s assistant.

E - My best friend is undoubtedly Becca who really needs to pay her goddamn phone bill.

V - Ha. Surprisingly relevant. I last cried earlier today, for far too long.

R - I can’t choose a favourite song… Probably something by Andrew Bird or Imagine Dragons, I guess.

Yeah okay so apparently I can no longer publish asks (I’m seriously so pissed off about this what the fuck) but anyway. Here we go.

4: I have no clue when/if I’ll get married. I sort of like the idea of polyamory but I dunno. But uh…hopefully in a committed relationship by at least mid-20’s. 
7: I was…seven when I learned how to ride a bike? That’s just my best guess.
8: I’ve swum in the Pacific Ocean…aaaand… I feel like I want to say the Atlantic. But I can’t actually remember. 
12: OH FUCK A CHILD’S NAME QUESTION UGH I DON’T KNOW. A son?! Okay I sort of like the name Noel. Or. Or. I have no clue.
16: I have read every Harry Potter book, and none of the Twilight (NO NEVER) or Hunger Games (eh maybe) series.
17: Since you can’t really have an American or British accent because neither technically exist… I’d rather have an accent sort of like Alex Day’s—wherever he’s from, basically. 
20: I have never taken karate lessons. Though I have taken gymanstics.
24: Typically I spell it grey. Though occasionally I’m in the mood for gray.
27: Titanic vs. The Notebook? Eh. They’re both good “chick flicks” in that respect, but on their own, I’m not especially fond of either of them.
28: I have never had Indian food. Quite frankly, I’m terrified of trying it. I don’t exactly have the best stomach.
32: If I was the opposite *SEX* I would’ve been—…actually I have no clue. All I know is I would’ve been Christina or Tamiko but somehow they decided on Brandi. Yeah I don’t know. Imagine that, though: TAMIKO. What the fuck.
36: YES I ABSOFRUITLY VEGETIBLY CAN WHISTLE.
37: Do I sleep with a nightlight? …technically. My TV or computer are typically on overnight. Unless I’m restless, then I shut ‘em off. 
40: I haaaave some form of keloid? [Social] Anxiety. IBS (on occasion; triggered by anxiety). Acid reflux. …I think that’s it? I mean, besides allergies and stuff.
44: Ummmm…thaaaat… Jayden said something nice about the thesis statement that I wrote during AP Lit today. Or maybe Leanne saying something about my hair?
47: I have four pairs of shoes that I wear with varying frequency, and several pairs that I really need to get rid of/donate.
48: I won’t raise my children to practise ANY religion because they can do/believe whatever the fuck I want. Though I will most likely attempt to be Buddhist. Default is atheist/indifferent. Religion is irrelevant, though. I’m going to raise them to be DECENT FUCKING PEOPLE BECAUSE THERE AREN’T ENOUGH OF THOSE IN THIS WORLD.

mytamesirens replied to your photo: OKAY MYTAMESIRENS/MARTINE I COULDN’T ANSWER THE…

Your handwriting is awesome, so swirly!

Thanks. Heh. Most find it illegible. But I could say the same about yours being cool! It’s bubbly and neat. ^-^

OKAY MYTAMESIRENS/MARTINE

I COULDN’T ANSWER THE GODDAMN ASK BECAUSE TUMBLR STARTED FUCKING UP FOR WHATEVER REASON

SO FOR THE 800TH ATTEMPT/TIME

HERE ARE MY HANDWRITTEN ANSWERS

JEEZY CHREEZY

mytamesirens replied to your photo: I would just like to show you all what my dash…

Not sorry.

Haha, no need to not-apologise. Tis forgiven. Or appreciated. I can’t tell which.

mytamesirens asked: These randomly chosen numbers please: 7,16,49,52,87.

MORE?! Wow. I like you people.

7. Just answered this one. :/
16. Answered this one, too.
49. Do I dance in the car? On occasion. I’m more prone to sing very loudly. Or perhaps flail and fangirl. Also I don’t drive. So there’s that.
52. YES I THINK MUSICALS ARE SUPER FUCKING CHEESY DEAR SCIENCE THEY’RE USUALLY HORRIBLE. I will make the occasional exception. But normally I find them irritating. Although I commend people who perform in them because their voices are almost always impressive. Not devaluing the talent or content, just saying they’re really not my thing. At all.
87. Have I ever won a contest? …not to the best of my knowledge.  I might’ve won some online poetry contest on allpoetry.com. I once bet on the winning pig in a pig race. ??? Um.